Is that a torpedo in your pants or are you just happy to see me?! Spread your legs so I can search your package! It's the morning after a party. As four white Navy men wake up - hung over from the night's festivities - they are accosted by four black cops responding to reports of intruders. Can the Navy men "convince" the cops to let them go and return to their ship, before being declared A.W.O.L.?